Skyping my boyfriend last night. Might be silly but I like dressing up for him even just for 5 minutes of video
So have a selfie, tumblr!
Everyone is afraid of laughter lines and wrinkles as they age.
But I hope when I’m 60 my face is covered in lines that tell stories of the adventures I’ve been on and the people I’ve loved.
Why would I want to hide that?
BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON
This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
BACK IN STOCK!
A woman’s place is in the House and the Senate.
Despite being half of the population, women only make up 18.3% of the United States Congress. That’s a number that certainly needs to increase. Sport this shirt to show your support for current and aspiring women in politics.
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Also available as a sweater!
Was digging through my old work folder and came across these roughs from last summer. They were originally going to be shown at a theme-park gallery run by a company that rhymes with “Bisney”. Needless to say, there was some weirdness with contract stuff and the project fell through. Thought it would be fun to share these anyhow!
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
A beautifully painted wine glass depicting the famous Marauder’s Map. Great to use for drinking butterbeer, pumpkin juice, wine, or any other beverage of your choice. Sold on Etsy.
You know what would make this better? If it looked blank and then pouring red wine into it made the text show up, because drinking wine is essentially saying “i solemnly swear i am up to no good”
i don’t think that’s good enough you might want to stab it like 22 more times or something
look at these idiots just sitting around
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